Kate n' Russ
A glimpse into the lives of our CFOs
Kate and Russ are the Bionex CFOs (Chief Feline Officers). Naturally, they run the show here at Bionex. This page is a chronicle of their day-to-day thoughts and activities. We would be lost without them.
Jan. 6, 2012
We've whipped the crew into shape and the launch of the new Bionex website is a go. Now I can re-focus on our critical Tender-Vittles® shortage (the stocking full just wasn't enough).
A nice improvement over our last website. Although still a dog on the home page. Must talk to the litter-changers about that.
Dec. 25 2011
Merry Christmas everyone and have a purrific holiday! Enjoy all the wonderful holiday toys.
That milk and cookies they left out were delicious. I wonder what I did to deserve them?
Dec. 12, 2011
Asked Santa for a catnip mouse. And a stocking full of Tender-Vittles®.
I'm confused about this Santa thing. We don't even have a chimney.
Dec. 1, 2011
Movember is finally over. Hooray. Scary when it's not just me with a furry face.
The human whiskers did not seem to serve any purpose. And now they are gone. Very, very strange. I will nap deeply on this.
Nov. 15, 2011
Half way through Movember. It seems to involve the Bionex humans growing whiskers. I assume that they are emulating us. Finally.
Our president's mustache looks like a furry bug. I must protect him. I will try to catch it while he sleeps tonight.
Nov. 1, 2011
The food-providers have started 'Movember'. Not sure what a Movember is, but it seems to involves the males and much discussion of 'Handle-bars'. Perhaps they are buying a bike.
I don't like bikes. I can't curl up on their tiny so-called seats. Terribly designed objects.
Oct. 31, 2011
Happy Hallowe'en. Here's wishing you a treat-bag overflowing with Tender-Vittles®.
Oct. 14, 2011
It is time to update the Bionex website. Must motivate the crew. Perhaps offer them my precious Tender-Vittles®? Supply is dangerously low already.
The new website should be slick and, most importantly, show the world our prowess as CFOs. Perhaps a page dedicated to us? A great idea.
CFO Profiles
Kate
Outgoing, quick-witted and a little ADD. She's the visionary here at Bionex. Gets into everything. Addicted to Tender-Vittles®.
Russell
A thinker. Laid back and personable, he's our rock. Without his foresight, Bionex would be impulsively adrift. Loves carbs. Always underfoot.